
[Intro]
Step right up. I've got a bottle for whatever ails you.
And I've got a boy back home who writes down everything I say.
That's my doing. Remember that. That's my doing.
[Verse 1]
Richford in the hills, a cabin and a wife who prayed,
I came and went like weather, I came home when I was paid.
A lumberman some seasons, a doctor by my own degree,
The town called me Devil Bill, and Devil Bill suited me.
[Verse 2]
I sold a tonic for the blood and a tonic for the nerves,
A bottle for the cancer, and a smile for what it's worth.
I'd roll in with the wagon and I'd roll out with the dawn,
And the boy would count the money and he'd wonder where I'd gone.
[Verse 3]
He came to me for money when the produce house was his,
I lent him out a thousand like a stranger would, at ten.
He wrote the interest in a book and paid me to the cent,
And he never asked again.
[Chorus]
They say I made him sharp.
They say I made him sharp.
They say I cheated him at cards to teach him how the table lies,
And sharp is what he cut me with.
[Drop]
Step right up. Step right up.
A bottle for the blood and a bottle for the nerves.
Step right up. Step right up.
[Verse 4]
They say I kept another house under another name,
A doctor in another town, a wife who never came.
And when the oil made him a king the papers came to see,
And he said not a word about the wagon, or the tonic, or me.
[Chorus]
They say I made him sharp.
They say I made him sharp.
They say I cheated him at cards to teach him how the table lies,
And sharp is what he cut me with.
[Bridge]
You want to know who made the richest man that ever lived?
A man with a bottle and a smile. Step right up.
[Outro]
They say I made him sharp.
[Fade Out]
[End]
01 · Devil Bill
medicine-show banjo and a barker's brass band, slow first minute then a hard beat drop → bass-heavy tech house at 124 bpm, gravelly male lead, swagger, story-driven
🎶 The Sizzle: medicine-show banjo and a barker's brass band, slow first minute then a hard beat drop into bass-heavy tech house at 124 bpm, gravelly male lead, swagger, story-driven
🎬 The Story: 1840s Richford: a medicine-show barker sells brown tonic and loans his own son money at interest, bragging he sharpened the boy; the boy, at the edge of the crowd, writes the loan down in a small book.











